The Tale Of The Three Stooges (Jesse, Tiger, and Tiki)

Yeah Yeah Yeah. I know yall heard. Now, Tiger don't look too bad now huh?

Tiki Tiki DUMBO gets the dummy award for today.

Lets do a recap. Just for those who have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.
Now, I'm only like 18 (lol), so I dont know many details on Jesse Jackson and his shenanigans (simply cause I wasnt checking on homie like that), but I'll tell you what. I've always viewed this man as a grandfather of some sort. Dunno why.
But.
When I personally heard that he was someone's baby daddy, I vividy remember regurgitating. Can you say yuck-o. Not just someone's baby daddy, but also a husband and a vital token in Civil Rights history. I think this was not only a shocker to myself, but his freakin peers, like my Grandma. He could have hollered at HER. She can cook, and she knows how to keep his butt in LINE. PLUS, all of her kids are OLD, and she cant have anymore. Eh? Food for thought? I kid. I do. Love you grandma!!!!
Then along came a spider named Tiger. Millions of dollars wasnt enough for this brother, nooooo.
He found a new found love, in women who all shared a similarity. I'm going to let you fill that blank in, cause I'm already in trouble. lol So just like a domino effect, mouths peeled open like Chef Boyardee cans. After Tiger was chased out of his own house, with what was said to be his own golf clubs, the party began.
He was caught red handedly by his wife, with the old cellphone snoop antics and BOOM. Out came one, out came two, out came three, and so on. For atleast a week, it was like some tragic Jack In The Box game show, and all the contestants had blonde hair. Very weird and disturbing. But anywhoo.

The media had the afterparty and went IN on Tiger. He withstood all he could withstand. Even went in front of the public and apologized to fans and supporters.
Dummy move.
Did you sleep with the public Tiger? Did your backstroke help you in any championships? Noooooooo. So why say I'm sorry to a bunch of people who are going to pick on you tomorrow?
Save it.

We are over you Tiger. We are on Tiki Now. Tiki Tiki "Dumbo" Barber. Now Tiki, I used to like you.
I did.

But now breh', I've disowned you. 23 years old man? By the time she knows what the hell she wants in a man, you will have already splurged your NFL remainings, after the courts kill you in child support for your upcoming babies and two sons.
And poor poor wife!
The karma a man recieves from putting his pregnant wife thru unnecessary drama will be hellified. I'm sure of it.
Then the little tramp continued messing around with this man, and covered up her cheating with being "the babysitter".
Now if that excuse didnt win her a beatdown from somebody in the projects, I dont know what will!!! She was coming around the kids with the nastiness. Oh hell no!

Sources also are also saying, that Tiki's silly behind wrote a damn recommendation letter for his young "hot" mistress to land an internship with NBC. Atleast the only job Tiger gave his mistresses was to "blow". (lol)

But really, on a serious note: Tiki you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Eleven years with this woman, two beautiful sons, and twins to come, and you cash all that in for a 23 year old tramp? That don't add up partner. I think she's using you, and that NBC internship you placed your penmanship on, will get her a man half your age and none of the baggage you have.

So, I'm going to wrap this mess up with one simple phrase because I'm getting annoyed.

"Don't be nobodies fool"

That can be applied to the defense and offense to all of these situations.
Tiki, pay that support.
Jessie retire your ASS-ets.
and Tiger *pumps one fist* keep knocking HOLES in one, not your ONE in holes.

Im Audi 5000

Till next time

Peace.

Chakara