Womp Womp
I guess Kelis was right when she said, "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard", because she brought those boys alright, Benjamin Franklin, Lincoln, Grant, and Washington.
Nas was just ordered to pay Kelis and child 700,000 in child support.
$700,000.
Like my homie Orie says, "Dat rite".
According to documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Nas had to immediately fork over $47,249.42 in back child support and $40,454 in back spousal support.
The judge also ordered Nas to pay $10,000/month in spousal support until he pays off the $299,015.50 he owes Kelis. Nas also has to pay 90% of Kelis' legal fees in the amount of $155,787.28.
YIKES. Whenever I see numbers like that, I check my surroundings for lottery winners and judicial officials. The government are the ONLY folks handing out numbers like this.
Lord, I love me some Nas!! I just put my "I AM" Cd back into my collection from bumping it all last week. Now look.
Nas said "Money was his *itch", years ago, and well....I'm sure he was calling her all types of names now.
She proved her *itch qualities in this nightmare hunny.
Now last but not least, because the number continue, Nas has to pay $48,549.83 to cover Kelis' accounting expenses.
Boomshakalaka lakaaaaaa.
Shopping spree and I want Kelis to be my new Bestie.
Kelis if by chance you come across this girl EMAIL ME!!!
I can tap dance, cook, clean, um......make milkshakes??
lol
Now my question is, was this some type of vendetta approach?? Do the women of rich men who do them wrong, lean back in a leather chair, rubbing their hands together like praying mantises, planning to rape their opponent of as many chips as possible?
Look at Shani, Shaq's ex wife, she's getting hit off as well.
Now someobody comment and tell me to shut the heck up, but I can't help but wonder.
Then I also can't help but wonder if these men see stories previous to theirs, and think about signing prenups and things.
Cause now Nas might have to go back to Sugar Hill and try to find AZ, link up with Foxxy Brown and bring their trio back out for sales.
Or maybe he can get a role in a new film, similar to Belly, and act terribly to get some change.
Hmm.....
With one fist in the air, Nas baby, I wish you well on your comeup from this healthy loss. Holla at Jay Z and tell him to stop frowing up at his fans, and bring that nineties rap back to the game.
My advice to these rap game successors who cant keep their male assets tucked in their appropriate places, do like Fabulous said and "Throw it in the BAG", because you dont want to create real live CRUMBSNATCHERS. (lol)
Till next time.
Swalla back.
Xoxox Chakara
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