Better Run.
Better Run Run.
Dude dont you mean..you better walk walk? With your "too d*mn old to be perculatin'" *ss. Excuse my language, but I only have two words for that video and its "KNEE BRACE".
You gone mess around, trying to be too legit to quit, and one of those knees are going to quit. Now, what do you mean? He stole ur style?
I never recalled Jay Z in a pair of Roses curtains (minus the rods), and chest hair buldging through a v-neck shirt, perculating across stage in any of his videos.
I never recalled Jay Z, slapping a Jerri Curl on top of his head, and shaving three parts on both sides.
Hammer what is wrong with you? First off, you picked a dark skinned, pudgy stuntman to play Jay Z in that video, and that alone should be a crime to even pick such a thing to represent something already not so eye pleasurable. Feel me?
Then you got the nerve to repeatedly say "run run". Hammer, just because you got your money a lil bit more SCR-AIGHT *ding* than before, doesn't mean that you should just pick a dude off the Forbe's list to beef with. I know Jay's nose twitches everytime he watches that video, because its awful!!
Then where were you're real friends? Where were they when you made that video, because all of them should be fined. Fined for having the decency to sit back, and say nothing, while you do the tick in a fog.
The tick Hammer? Really?
Its 2011 and you still doing the tick?
I mean I know you had to pray just to make it do day and you cant be touched and all that, but I expect so much more from you. Instead of sitting back teaching kids how to do the hammer, like you should be doing, you chose the wealthiest rapper alive to go at, just to get some attention.
Dude.
Didn't you learn anything from the Ja-Rule and Fifty Cent beef? Luckily for you, Jay Z is still laughing, and his nostrils have not flared up to quarter size yet. We still on a good nickel size.
But when they do *shakes finger*
You going get it Hammer...
O-o-ohhhhhhh you gone get it.
In the meantime, sit your *ss down somewhere.
XoXo
Chakara
